Zen Christmas Fragrance Oils (?!?)

Cashing in on the incredibly lucrative Buddhist Christmas scented oil market ( . . . ? . . . ) here's an untempting yuletide treat. Although the site design will hurt your eyes for days, the soothing ad text makes it all worthwhile:

We wanted to create a wonderful holiday scent that would become a timeless classic. Soft bright notes of fig, and green tea perfectly blended with siberian fir round out the top and heart notes of this unique aroma. We added some traditional oriental notes of warm vanilla, jasmine and ylang ylang. This wonderful scent is quickly going to become your favorite and your customers as well.

Ho, ho, mu.