"Chia-shan was about to speak when Ch'uan-tzu leapt upon him, wrestled him into the water, and held his head under. Then Ch'uan-tzu lifted the gulping and gasping Chia-shan and demanded, 'Say a word! Say a word!' And again, when Chia-shan opened his mouth, Ch'uan-tzu pushed his head under the water.
At about the third dunking, Chia-shan became enlightened."
Always a happy ending!