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Monday, July 17, 2006

Zen Humor

Well, not all the quotes are meant to be funny, and not all of them are funny, but there you have it:

"Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change it,
one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it."

2 Comments:

Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

That just put a huge smile on my face! Thanks!

11:12 AM  
Blogger They call him James Ure said...

Here's a few other good ones:

Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.

and...

Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?
A: Because Buddhists don't have any soul.

12:58 PM  

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